That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
