Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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