Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
YAS. BRING CRAB.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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