Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
