I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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