Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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