How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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