lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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