One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
