I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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