yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize