Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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