Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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