Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
