you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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