I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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