My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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