guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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