yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize