Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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