This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The adults are the big ones right?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
