Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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