is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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