This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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