VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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