if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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