Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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