yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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