I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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