It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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