Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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