Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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