Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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