I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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