I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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