Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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