Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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