I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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