$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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