I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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