I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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