ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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