Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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