So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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