can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
