Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
COCAINE IS GR8
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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