just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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