Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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