Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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