a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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