i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
