We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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