well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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