Too much gin, very little bucket
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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