i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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