your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Randomize
